I stumbled upon a post on a blog called Thought Catalog titled, “20 Bartenders Reveal What Your Drink Says About You.” It is alarmingly accurate and hilarious. Here are a few excerpts I found particularly funny. Read the full post here.
“Any dude in a bar with women nearby, who orders a Blowjob, or a Slippery Nipple is a douche-bag. (of course he makes cheesy eye-contact with the women as he orders too)”
“I find that people who aren’t “real” drinkers order drinks that they’ve heard in rap songs. When Drake said something about Moscato, which is a sweet white wine, I suddenly had an influx of tough looking dudes ordering Moscato. I give them the drink and they look at me like, WTF, I’m like that’s what your dumb ass ordered!”
” Dayum Girl! Long Island Iced Tea: I want to get fucked up.”